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Day 1524 without sex. I think I'm losing hearing in my left eye.

#sex #humor #funny #silly
Duke 8 June 20
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Level 2

What’s that? I can’t see a word you’re saying.

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Level 5

Longest time without sex = 30 YEARS!!!! Learned more about relationships out of them than in them.
...and don't worry about the eye, it'll shift to the other eye. Can you hear me now?

Pook Level 5 June 21, 2018
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Level 9

LOL!! Wow, over 4 years. I'm impressed (or concerned) you keep track.

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Level 8

Nah. You only go blind when you're having sex. That's what our mothers would tell us, anyway. At least before you're married.lol...

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Level 2

That's nothing, how about ten years without sex. I think about it every minute of every day.I am so frustrated about not meeting the right one I want to be with. I am determined not just to just have sex with just anyone I want the right one. Most of the right ones are married. so I'm still hoping to meet that right one for me.

Melady Level 2 June 21, 2018
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I think it's something to him, right?

Pretty sure sex is on most peoples mind daily, or at least a few times a week....sex or no sex. Hang in there!

Wow you do have patience... what about when your spouse is sick. Do you wait till you die? Or she does? Lol
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Level 7

can you get to kansas? lol

9

Level 9

But the beard on my palm is coming along very nicely?

8

Level 3

Scientific proof that doing certain things will make you go blind. ?

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Level 8

ha ha ha I am glad to know of the symptoms ahead of time! Keep us posted...only I hope you won't have to for long!

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Level 9

Can you find me by touch?

6

Level 8

Hilarious! Lol...

If you were doing this -celibacy marathon- for a documentary you could have made a fortune!

Guess it's too late..maybe a cold shower might help?

6

Level 3

Thanks, that was funny!

6

Level 8

Coming up on 4000 days. ??

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Level 8

Good thing it isn't your third eye !!!... Uuuffff ?????????

Or his brown eye!
5

Level 8

What! Not the man? Sing this song.... I've never been to Spain... now get out there...lol.
Watch "Three Dog Night - Never Been To Spain" on YouTube

I LOVE that song! I listen to it often.
4

Level 8

Lmao

4

Level 8

Maybe it's time to call in the kidneys for backup.

4

Level 8

Math problem, eh? 2548 days and counting. Should we start a club?

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Level 6

You're a riot lol

Qiru Level 6 June 21, 2018
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3

Level 8

Can happen

Marine Level 8 June 21, 2018
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2

Level 9

Are you having to shave the palms of your hands?

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Level 4

Last time for me was 2012. I don’t want to do the math for number of days, it will be too depressing. ??

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Level 9

Let's look on the bright side . It's obvious no one will be calling you a man whore.

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