Nothing to with religion. I was crouching down in agony, feeling like I was going to burst.

Yes dear reader I was waiting for the UniSex toilet to become vacant. Those few beers at a very small music venue by the Bris river made their way to the bladder pretty quickly.

Anyway after what seemed like hours the door finally opened and I just noticed her putting some cosmetics back in her bag as I rushed in.

Now us guys just like getting the job done and get out as quickly as possible and I believe the big problem with UniSex toilets is that they have mirrors. If there were no mirrors the throughput rate would increase enormously and the suffering by waiting males would decrease dramatically.

My solution: If you got have UniSex toilets make them as unappetising as possible so users want to get out as quick as possible, maybe just a bucket in the corner and no mirrors.

Anyway I need to collect more scientific evidence. If you see me outside a UniSex dunny with a stopwatch and folder scribbling down gender and other demographics and duration timings don't panic. This could be a PhD theses. Yes I meant thesis not faeces.