CW: Satire, this is The Onion!!!
Users Explain What They Love About Onion Social
I had a body to dispose of and had no idea where to dispose of it. Luckily, Onion Social was the perfect place to find someone who was looking for a dead body to.....well, I did not ask, but at least my neighbor is no longer playing his music loudly at all hours anymore. Thanks Onion Social!