If Jesus were alive, he would be on Jerry Springer.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.And I said,
"Why me?"
And the Voice said:
"Because you're on television, dummy! You have 40 million Americans listening to you and after the show you could have 50 million. For Pete's sake, I'm not asking you to walk the land in sackcloth and ashes preaching the Armageddon. You're on TV, man."
So I thought about it for a moment, and then I said, "Ok."
Howard Beale "Network" 1976
LenHazell53
Level 9
June 24, 2018
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he would be jerry Springer
Marine
Level 8
June 24, 2018
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Possibly, or
Judge Jesus
Late night with Jesus O' Christ
Jesus Jesse Raphael/Gabriel/ Uriel
If Jesus were alive, the government would be calling him a liberal lefty loon, Fox would be calling him a dangerous extremist democrat, the churches and other religions would be calling him a fake, he would likely be in jail for insurrection and hate speech, feminists would be saying he was the wrong sex and had always been a woman if you read the bible in a certain way, and if it had not been done already some one would be trying to assassinate him.
LenHazell53
Level 9
June 24, 2018
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Yes, but to do his assassination right a group of men would have to chase him down and nail him to a cross.
@DenoPenno
Probably unless you want the next generation of Christians walking about with little silver assault riffles hanging about their necks.
If he existed at all, you mean.
birdingnut
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June 24, 2018
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True, I'm not sure that is firmly established that he existed. There was no mention of him until some 35 years after the date of his death. Having said that, he probably existed, and was used to make moral points in stories establishing same.
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