My wife treats me like a Greek god...

She offers me a burnt offering every day.

And like a gawd i am capricious in my actions to their requests......

Well, then I am a god too.

Mmmmmmhhh... that's one of my daughters !!!!! ..... Ha ha ha I'll tell her next time she calls. This is going to be so much fun !!!

Sometimes the word family is a long four letter word

Yep.... lol.

I figure you didn't respond lol

Dear God I learned in school today that the term god, g,o,d was translitterated from the Germanic term for gut, because the pagans could not understand the holy spirit part of your being. So they interpreted that, the holy spirit, as a gut feeling. And then I learned it was the Romans who were enslaving the pagans and trying to teach them about you. These Romans were called Catholic, not the Roman Roman, but the Catholic Roman, ugh.. the Priests.. well you know, your God. But well the Romans, ughs.. Roman Romans and Catholic Roman... ugh Priests, spoke the Latin Language. The Germanic Pagans poke a Germanic language, like.. ugh... German, and thats why they could not understand the holy spirit part... uggh.. well any way, the Latins call you Deus, or that was your name before God. But I learned that the Latin term Deus, your name, traces its etymological cognates or linguistic roots to a city at the bottom of a Mountain, and that city still exists, but no one lives there. Teacher said that city is a ruined city built thousands of years ago, and it was called Dion. And Geek people, I mean Greek peopl used to live there. Teacher said the Greek people spoke a different language than German, and different from Latin. Teacher said the Geek.. ughs... Greek People Spoke a language called.. ugh... .... .. ....Greek. Teacher said the gee, ugh.. Greeks called you Zeus and you wielded or threw lightning bolts. I hope thats you!! But God..... are you Really ZEUS!!! Cause if you are that would be really cool!! I would tell all my friends your name is not God, Its ZEUS!!! WOW!!

If... ugh you name is not zeus, and it is really god, then thats ok too. Please let me know soon.

Jesus, not Jesus Jesus, ..ugh... just Jesus
Amen Ra... ugh... I mean Amen.

Do they ever use your name in vain? HOLY DUKE!

There is a lot of truth in that, but it is funny.

So I threw them out of the house for doing something I didn't like and swore to hunt them down one day and kill them, but then decided to whip and kill myself instead, and they have the gaul to call me a heartless lunatic instead of thank me!!!