Evangelical: Glory to God! Trump was picked by His divine grace to bring back into America the blood of the Lamb! Jesus is surely smiling on us now!
Me: Why would God pick an admitted atheist, adulterer, and sex deviant who has swindled millions of dollars from people with a fake university?
Evangelical: The ways of the Lord are mysterious as they are wonderful. Place your faith in Him. You'll not be disappointed! Glory!
Me: Maybe God picked Obama for the same reason?
Evangelical: BLASPHEMER! GOD WOULD NOT PICK THAT SPAWN OF THE DEVIL! GET BEHIND ME SATAN! I WILL LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL AS I SIT WITH JESUS ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE!
Me: Trump has a gold toilet. Is that the same thing?
Me: Hello?
Me: Hello? Is this thing on?
Evangelical: If Trump wants a golden toilet, what's it to you?
Me: Nothing, but I doubt Jesus would approve. He kind of spelled out what he thinks of rich people and their excesses.
Evangelical: Who are you to say what Jesus wants?
Me: Just a guy who has read the bible.
Evangelical: The devil can quote scripture for his purpose! Be gone, Satan!
Me: If the devil can use use it too, it must be pretty vague. You'd think the word of God would be pretty clear.
Evangelical: It is perfectly clear for those with understanding.
Me: So Trump has this "understanding" too?
Evangelical: Yes of course.
Me: He grabbed that understanding by the pussy.
Evangelical: You are twisted with a foul mouth.
Me: Hey, it's Trump's words.
Me: Hello?
Me: He moved on that understanding like a bitch.
Me: Hello?
Me: heh.