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Why does this sign exist?

Tomfoolery33 9 June 29
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Level 8

I don't know if this helps.

[articles.orlandosentinel.com]

Thanks.
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Level 7

I came to work one day and had to sign a paper that said; " I will not ride the floor conveyor into the stack pusher." Another employee had ridden the conveyor into a hydrolic stack pusher and management felt it necessary to make it company policy to not do that. Its probably still in my file.

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Level 8

Because someone did it once. Yep, people are stupid.

How did they know? How do you tell if an alligator is tripping?

@tnorman1236 that is a question BEGGING for a punchline!

I can't think of a good joke for it. But, to answer @tnorman1236 's question, I'd guess that people were caught in the act.

Or, actually, typically alligators are the type that don't move often (from what I've seen in documentaries, not personal experience). So, if they were experiencing hallucinations, the alligator would probably think it was something to eat or something that was attacking them. So, you'd see an alligator lunging at nothing, thrashing about for perhaps an hour or so.
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Level 8

OK, hmmmm.
I saw a freaky one on North Qld years ago. It was a Waterslide park, and crocodile farm.
Would want to get out quick at the bottom of the slide.

Yep!
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Level 8

I would guess it's happened before! Lol ???

Coldo Level 8 June 29, 2018
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@ProudMary Gators Tripping! That would be interesting???
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Level 9

You would think that the alligators are perfectly capable of sourcing their own mushrooms if they want to get high.

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Level 8

5 arrested for feeding psilocybin mushrooms to alligators. Just as that tiger killed that creep in the San Fransisco zoo (they had sling shots) there are miscreants everywhere....mostly males.

But why?

@hankster No, I meant why would they feed mushrooms to the alligators?

@hankster True, I guess. But what do they expect to see? How could you even tell if an alligator was tripping? I don't know. It just seems so pointless. Why waste them?

@hankster lol
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