I was at a bar tonight for a New Year's Eve celebration, though I rarely drink, and I started chatting with a nice, friendly woman named Donna who is somewhere in her late 40s or early 50s and is exceptionally attractive. We were chatting and having a really good time, and she told me about her divorce several years ago, and about her daughter who is now in her late 20s, etc. I wondered to myself what her daughter looked like, figuring the apple probably didn't fall far from the tree. As the night wore on, Donna and I had quite a bit to drink and she leaned close to me, touching my arm, and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double." I told her that I didn't think so, but I didn't actually know what it was. She told me that it's when a guy has sex with a mother and a daughter at the same time, and informed me that it was my lucky night. We went back to her place and just after we got through the door Donna called up the stairs, "Hey, Ma, are you still up?"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Done with great aplomb by this guy
273kelvin
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Jan 7, 2018
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Benny Hill
Now you see why you should drink moderately! LOL!
I_dont_know
Level 7
Jan 1, 2018
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Yes, don't get too drunk, opportunity strike at any time.
Good joke. The old one are always the best ones.
I did have a Mom and daughter affair, but not at the same time.
So I don't know if that counts or not and I don't care because they were both fantastic.
Eirteacher
Level 7
Feb 17, 2018
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lol watch an English film called sex lives of the potato men its very funny
LeighShelton
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Jan 27, 2018
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Oh, I was actually believing everything you said.... It's been awhile since I've laughed that hard!
AsRealAsItGets
Level 4
Jan 9, 2018
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And That is the Danger of forgetting Not to Drink. But you got another medal in your chest. Well Done.
GipsyOfNewSpain
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