I was at a bar tonight for a New Year's Eve celebration, though I rarely drink, and I started chatting with a nice, friendly woman named Donna who is somewhere in her late 40s or early 50s and is exceptionally attractive. We were chatting and having a really good time, and she told me about her divorce several years ago, and about her daughter who is now in her late 20s, etc. I wondered to myself what her daughter looked like, figuring the apple probably didn't fall far from the tree. As the night wore on, Donna and I had quite a bit to drink and she leaned close to me, touching my arm, and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double." I told her that I didn't think so, but I didn't actually know what it was. She told me that it's when a guy has sex with a mother and a daughter at the same time, and informed me that it was my lucky night. We went back to her place and just after we got through the door Donna called up the stairs, "Hey, Ma, are you still up?"
That was great! I actually burst into laughter.
Done with great aplomb by this guy
Benny Hill
Totally uncalled for, sir. You owe us an apology or an explanation, whichever is more appropriate.