I've been teaching my cat to jump through burning hoops. It's been a long process. So far, I'm on my 12th cat.
Sounds like you should get a kindle or ibooks account and get the book "101 things to do with a dead cat"
Do the tails get all crunchy & crispy? What is your favorite dipping sauce? Recipe?
Duke...don’t you scare the ‘hell,’ out of us, (again)! You need to get a ‘real’ hobby!
12 cats times 9 lifes each, man that's a lot of jumping hoops !! ??????????
Uuuuuhhhh... Follow up suggestion, maybe you should borrow Schrodinger's cat !! ?
@IamNobody Now that's funny, is it on fire or isn't it on fire.
@PickledRick see, someone gets it...or doesn't ???
Try short haired cats. Sphyx cats would be even better.