Statistically, you're more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark yet, the Discovery Channel still doesn't have "Cow Week".
As always, excellent point! Having a fun morning, aincha?!
I have naught to do with cows, I’ve beat the odds. A bovine quadruped on a bicycle is utterly ridiculous.
Yeah well... the statistics might be different depending on where one lives. Shark attacks often make the nightly news in Hawaii, but I don't recall hearing any "death by cow" stories lately.
Guess if statistics are true, even here, the shark stories are far more thrilling to hear about and usually have a happy ending. Shark attack victims usually survive, minus a limb, but alive.
Not sure if there any shark songs, but I always laugh when I hear Dana Lyon's song "Cows with Guns" haha!