It's Monday morning. Why aren't you at work?
You're the work police are you?
Noooooo!
RETIRED! (Early retirement....bliss. Clearly, Big Sky Daddy loves and has blessed me.)
(Enormous grin here.)
Retired at 53. Every day is Monday or not. I don't really pay attention to the days as I have servants.
Well, aren't you special.
@GodlessFred You have no idea just how special I am.
Will you adopt me? I do chores
Retired, vaycay, sick, appointment, day off, not usually scheduled on Mondays, stay-at-home worker, stay-at-home parent, later work schedule today, unemployed.