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Marcie1974 8 July 12
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At least he didn't go blind

lol!!!

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Food , sex and exercise ... Psychological super- nutrients .

You're right. But isn't masturbation counted as sex or a physical workout? It seems to me that it is the same thing because there is a load on the body haha
I used to masturbate until I found my partner at [wizzlove.com]. It was a long search until I found just the right person who fully understands my interests even of an erotic nature. This is my first partner and I want to think the last.

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Lmao that's soo funny .!!!

Simon1 Level 7 July 13, 2018
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Can I do it till I need glasses?

Rick_1 Level 5 July 13, 2018
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Hmm, I am not experiencing this problem.

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That explains why they're always in such bad moods.

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Clickbait! Lol (it worked)

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Great. Now, I feel like the idiot kid that's told "gullible" isn't in the dictionary and goes to look it up. Thanks a lot, Marcie! Rather than look up the link at the bottom of the picture, I googled faithfacts and found out there's a site called faithfacts.org that solicits questions. Could be just me, but I think it'd be awesome if we overwhelmed their site with obnoxious questions.

Sorry!! I didnā€™t even look them up, just couldnā€™t stop giggling so thought Iā€™d share

@Marcie1974 The T-Rex had arms like a man, but masturbated, so He shortened them, then wiped out the T-Rex and all the other dinos, too, huh? Maybe there was some Jurassic insurrection, in which all the dinos pointed to the newly handicapped T-Rex and joined in a mass demonstration of unity. Claws, hoofs, toeless stubs all just going to town . . . until the asteroids hit and shut the party down. Think I understand the connection between oil & dinosaurs now. I'll never look at a gas nozzle the same again!

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Seems legit.

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Canā€™t be true, dinosaurs were extinct before the bible was invented!

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I'm looking and I don't even see a penis.

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His mouth might reach but.....

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Well, THAT'S a relief....LOL

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Hilarious. I guess humans are next. Lol

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Thank goodness we evolved from apes then...they have long arms...

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Is anybody stupid enough to believe this? Or is it just a joke?

This is a joke.

No idea, saw it on an atheist Facebook group Iā€™m in and thought it was so funny I just had to share.

@Marcie1974 I know there really is a Christian campaign to stop people masturbating, I just didn't know if this actually came from that or not.

@tnorman1236 wot?!!!

@thinktwice Yep. There is. And by the way, it's the first time I've ever been tagged by a woman under "masturbating" lol.

@ProudMary I know. They make it so easy to make fun of them.

@tnorman1236 Now you have me curious! Why the hell would anyone be against that? I must have missed the memo when I was a teen...am I going to hell? lol thank goodness I don't believe in any of that...sheesh...learn something new everyday...and uh, first time for everything, I guess! lol

@tnorman1236 Here's a funny YouTube video of the Jehovah's witnesses teaching deaf people not to masturbate:

@brentan That's hilarious!

@tnorman1236 Goddamn Perverts!

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