I've already reserved a fireside room with a kitchenette.

yep. I'm going straight to hell

To think that some people believe all that.....

That just about covers everyone past or present, so I expect heaven must be pretty empty!

I wonder if masturbation is okay with him if you don't love porn?

Does smoking pot once make you a pot-smoker, or do you have to currently be doing it?

Does cursing once or occasionally make you a potty mouth? If so then everyone is one.

At any rate ... usually these lists cast a wide net in the hope that no one would be able to read it without finding themselves in at least one of the categories, feel a hint of guilt, and then feel a hint of a need for his faux remedy for a non-problem.

Personally, in terms of what I currently do on a regular basis, I probably fit into six and arguably 7 or 8 of those labels, and I'm about as conventional, straight-arrow and harmless as they come, but for the fact I'm no longer a believer. (Gasp!)

I agree with @Lukian, this guy at least has enough of an education to have good spelling and grammar, and I might add, to be able to qualify some of his labels (they seem not to care if you have jewelry, only if you "love" it, or if you're a woman so long as you're not rebellious or "manly". However ... the person is still an arrogant, misogynist, authoritarian, gaslighting asshat. Just like his imaginary sky daddy.

I have the tendency of finishing that rapid read with... And aspecially wabbits!

that said, Why is Mary-worshipping Catholic a sin?
so which denomination does he represent again? Grammar Nazi probably... zero typos.

ROFLMAO.....you just hold year breath until I get around to runnin' to jeebus!

I just bit myself and I taste somewhat salty, not bitter at all. So, there's at least one category I don't fit

I am a Evolutionist, pro-choicer. I also think that the Bible has to many contradictions and atrocities in it to even be followed.

He didn't list Agnostics, so Hell is not awaiting me. That's sad.

Quite a few apply to me. See you in hell!