I saw one dead on the side of the road ..the other day..we were parking there anyway..so looked down at his corpse........... his death had been instantaneous..His body was completely intact externally..
But he still had a full chip or a French fry still perfectly intact in it's closed beak.
I found a dead one on the path beside my house this morning, not sure of the cause of death, can’t rule out the possibility of murder!
Murder...most fowl..?
@Hitchens most fowl!