When I die, I don't want to be buried or cremated. I want to be blown up! Strap me in a shopping cart filled with nitroglycerin and C4. Mount a giant rocket on the back, set up a ramp at the Grand Canyon and lets see if we can break Evel Kenievels' jump record!!!! It's gonna be one hell of a show!!!! Who's with me????!!!???!!!!???
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Littering the GC? Not happening!
AnneWimsey
Level 9
July 24, 2018
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It's not littering. I'm biodegradable.
And what kind of animals do you want released to clean up the messey bits of you left behind ?
Cast1es
Level 9
July 23, 2018
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The Kracken
It sounds like you would end up splattered all over the canyon, instead of flying over it. A lot of work to blow yourself up. Probably a lot of money too, but, I figure, whatever works for you.
Wisewoman3
Level 7
July 23, 2018
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Well yea, I wanna be blown up in the end. Making the jump would just be a little bonus. Or if it just totally fucked up and shot me in the air doing backward somersaults...that would be cool.
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