Ok. Who went to church today? ??????
I scrubbed my baseboards & the floor in the bathroom today, so i was on my knees......
I think that counts. At least it's character forming.
@brentan looks much better, too!
If there was a local pub called "church" I'd be willing to go every Sunday if they had good food and reasonable prices.
Just think you could tell all your theist relatives that you go to church every Sunday....LOL
I know a christian lady who holds "church" at her house on Wednesdays. Her friends come over and they drink. ?
When I was a teenager, a drunk outside my local Roman Catholic church said to me 'If they ever ask you what your religion is, tell them you're an R.C. He laughed and added 'a regular customer'.