Alright heathens, creative writing prompt: give us your best tshirt and/or bumper sticker slogan ideas for this site. Here’s what Ive got so far.
“I blasphemed the lord for 8 months and all I got was this lousy tshirt”
Agnostic.com: for when you're banned from Motherless.com and pornhubs’s servers are down.
Agnostic.com: want to find your partner? We’re skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.
Agnostic.com: the last time I thanked Jesus for my meal, he said, “de nada”
Agnostic.com: carefully peer reviewed scientific journal in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.
Agnostic.com: our ceaseless sense of nihilist melancholy brings all the existentialists to the yard.
Agnostic.com: you had me at “staring into the abyss.”
Agnostic.com: We’re sorry about last night, but you really need a better safeword than “lord jesus,” we get that all the time.
Agnostic.com: we’re only judging you for apalling grammar, politics, or taste in music.
Agnostic.com: If you can read this, the believer fell off.
Who’s got more? Im sure Ive forgotten a couple, I could go on all day. Show us what you got!
Real eyes realize real lies.
I've come here to sin and chew bubblegum.. and I'm all outta bubblegum.
Agnostic.com: let's talk about sects
Agnostic.com: reason is reason enough
Agnostic.com: where not being into Greek is not bigotry
Agnostic.com: we're not virgins and neither was Mary. Not judging.
Agnostic.com: Love the sin and the sinner
Agnostic.com: because less priests means less pedophiles
Agnostic.com: if Jesus is coming, we should too
Agnostic.com: "For heathen's sake!"
Agnostic. com: "Where belief in the existence of dog(s) is real"
Agnostic.com: "Don't worry. Be rational."
I don't know how many of you have seen these little black oval stickers that say "Jesus is Lord", they're all over the place around here. I think one that look just like it but says "no he's not", or "nope", or "i don't believe it" might be kind of memorable. I do think the more hateful, vulgar type of comments work against our cause more than for it, and to be truthful sound like something a trump supporter would say. reinforcing the idea that we're a bunch of bad ugly heathens seems counterproductive. my two cents.
Agnostic.com : cuz for profit dating sites are all ungodly scams !
Agnostics.com: Because all lives ARE matter.
Church is like a mushroom
Church is like a Mushroom
Keeps me in the dark and feed me shit.
SAVE SATAN,
Or stop blaming him for everything
God bless you
Nobody else will
First thing God needs, is MONEY!!!
Religion is like a history class without the facts
Fun topic!
Agnostic.com: All thought no prayer
Agnostic.com: All my invisible sky friends are imaginary too
Agnostic.com: I think therefore agnostic
Agnostic.com: God is dead...small type below j/k he never existed
Agnsotic.com: God isn't
Agnsotic.com: /religious: denies existence 99% of gods
atheist: denies existence of 100% of gods
Are we really so different?/
I gotta say Im enjoying this for its own merit but Im slightly disappointed in the comment to like ratio Ive got here so far. 11-3? I see how it is lol. Im givin it up to yall if ya come up with one even slightly good one, and Ive given you 10. What do you people want from me!? Blood!? No thats the christians again but throw me a bone people Im tryna get my shirt on; I need free clothes. ?
Agnostic.com - All the same skepticism you have + 1 more.
Agnostic.com : The alternative to Facebook !
You're sick of Facebook aren't you ?
Agnostic.com: Less belief is more
Agnostic.com: One less God than U
Hey! I've been out of service for several days!
MARRY ME, WURLI (you had me at the "streets/sheets" one)
That's all I got
Welcome back! You’re the third beautiful lady to propose to me in as many weeks on this site, maybe my lucks turnin around. too bad no one’s serious ? but Im chuffed nontheless ??
Is religion reality or myth? Know your genres!
Agnostics.com Where the truthful refute religion.
I had a couple of custom T shirts made; I could not wear them without my bodies with me. It was before the moma's darlings were shooting each other for as little reason as perceived disrespect.
I do not even wear in public the hat "Make America great again". May be I am coward, but a live one. Liberals are like religious zealots. Both deadly.
T shirt 1......FUCK ME< I FUCK FOR JESUS
T shirt 2.....Defy the supreme court!!! Give me head till I am dead.
T shirt 3.....Supreme court determined: It's immoral if it's oral
Id be ashamed to wear that idiotic treasonous MAGA garbage too at this point. Good on you. Funny that you think liberals are similar to religious zealots when you side with all the real literal religious zealots. Irony much? It’s like saying “you know the problem with that bitch over there is shes just like my mother.” Who are you really insulting? Self-burns, those are rare ?
Its even more hilarious that youre afraid of being shot by them! Bahahaha oh if only there were a way to, I dunno, limit the amount of crazy people with guns by being allowed to research gun violence and employ stricter background checks huh? Or an affordable way to get mental health care to those who need it or something eh? Too bad theres not, snowflake. Thanks Obama ? Ive actually been shot at in my red state and I guarantee you it wasnt a liberal carelessly firing a shotgun across a highway. Deal with it snowflake.