Jesus, I'm glad I'm retired.

Wallace. He'll be dead soon.

Somehow you got every one of my coworkers whom I share an office with

Wallace! The only one that probably says what he means and isn't delusional... and if he is, all the better!

Susan...she is prim and proper..a rule enforcer and dispenses discipline at the slightest infraction. Never late..always guarded in every word....

But I bet behind closed doors she is a tiger..who likes being naughty ...?

Wallace for sure. Do you realize how much knowledge and experience this man has in his life. Can you imagine the stories he would have about himself and the world. Maybe he would be grumpy but he could be a very nice guy just wanting someone to talk to.
Maybe he fought in a war or lived through something traumatic or horrific and you could learn something from him.
Ha, sorry didn't mean to get all serious up in here!

Dayzie, cuz I'm OK with the aroma of hummus.

Wallace. He'll have interesting stuff to talk about

Half hour on my facebook and wallace would have a heart attack .....offiice all to myself then

Dayzie. The natural deodorant did it for me.

It's an office gig, so Dayzie shouldn't get too ripe... although she probably talks about energy a lot. Shiloh isn't so bad, but he looks like the kind of guy that only likes Pablo Honey... between those two, I guess.

Dayzie. She's cute, wears deodorant and is less psychotic than the rest

As i am 65 because of history it would be wallace

Hannah - she probably has a lot of positive energy and I have noise canceling headphones when it gets too much.

But really, I work from home with Tess.

I have a theory that human sex pheromones smell (are perceived) differently based on the appearance of the person putting off the pheromones. Since Dayzie is not ugly, her smell probably wouldn't be offensive.. if she did smell. Some natural deodorants work, they just don't laste as long.

Susan from Human Resources. I have a master degree concentrating in Human Resource Management.

Birds of a feather....

Dayzie, I have a high threshold for olfactory sensitivity - and she probably smells better than Lewis' farts or Brice's tuna.

It says Shiloh only listens to Radiohead but he has a Gary Numan t-shirt on

Wallace - he looks like he won't be around much longer, then I'm claiming the entire office for myself. In the meantime, we can compete for grumpiest old man. Or maybe Susan because the odds are I'm gonna find out all the dirt on everybody, whether I'm trying or not.

Brice. The smell of microwave tuna will eventually disperse, and I would expect he would not eat it every day, but the the rest of them are a daily menace.

Caleb... he might inspire me to be a bit more dedicated to my workout program and diet

I would like to meet Shiloh and Dayzie to find out what the former smells like and what the latter listens to and decide from there. As long as the all natural stuff even somewhat works and her taste in music isnt awful, Dayzie. If it’s as rough a smell as implied and Shiloh smells fine, sure lets go with him.

Brice. I can acclimate to cooked food smells. All the rest, ugh.....

Either Wallace or Brice, they don't seem like they are going to live much longer so I'd have the office to myself in no time.