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Atheist/Agnostic pickup lines? Be creative.

Willreef 6 Aug 5
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Hey - wanna eat a baby with me?

Jnei Level 8 Aug 5, 2018

Depends. Can't use soy, or peanut oil for cooking or flavoring. And i need it extra well done. i prefer filet, as well.

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"Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else..."

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What are you doing Sunday mornings?

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Atheist: I'm an atheist, so it's really confusing to meet a goddess in the flesh.

Agnostic: I don't think we can ever know there's a god, but your body is evidence of a loving creator.

^^Runner up

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"Hey baby, wanna troll christian facebook pages together?"

Lol

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To a believer: I’m an atheist, but you can try all night to make me scream God’s name...

That is a women who knows what life is about. Anyone can provide temporary meaning.

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“God doesn’t come for you at night when you say his name, but I will.”

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You make millions of years of evolution look good.

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"Talk heathen to me."

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Hey baby, I want to get to know ya..And not just in the biblical sense...

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I found + brainstormed a few Agnostic.com slogans to possibly be put on the t shirts or bumper stickers/ads in one of my last posts, and a few of them could double nicely as pickup lines. As soon as you find out about her lack of belief, say admiringly:

I too am a carefully peer reviewed scientific journal in the streets, and an unmoderated comments section in the sheets.

My ceaseless sense of nihilist melancholy brings all the existentialists to the yard.

You had me at “staring into the abyss.”

There’s a few more great answers people came up with in my post that could apply to yours, and I’d say every good answer you get here should also be considered as a possible slogan for the merch, let’s keep em comin! I’m a sucker for a good funny T-shirt, especially a free one.

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I'm not so sure I'm right about there being no god anymore cuz 'yahweh' too beautiful!

I'll just pack my things and go.....

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Did you fall from heaven, because you are unbelievable!

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Would you like to take unholy communion with me?

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I don't believe in god. But i am sure i can get you to praise him. At least 3 times.

Not boasting. Just stating facts based upon experience and my current level of interest.

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"From a quirk of genetics & ...mutation maybe? I can do this thing...::insert mischevious grin& slight bottom lip lick::...wanna come & find out?"

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High my name is Mike what’s yours.

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I finally have a reason to worship!

You, sexy. Imma worship you.

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Pick up lines are b*** just be a nice person be yourself and treat the person you're talking to like a human being and not like some form of prize that you're trying to win I may be sending you conflicting information LOL but honesty and openness are probably the best policies

Yeah, but they're also funny to discuss in a setting where we all know everyone is joking.

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One of us can't exist 'cuz I don't believe in soul-mates, either.

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I didn't believe in heaven until I met you...

Nevermind, I still don't...

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Hey little girl, do you want some candy.
Oh, yeah, I forgot this wasn't the offenders group. lol. 🙂

Pedophile jokes, that will get you all the attention you're looking for... from the cops!

@Willreef It was a joke. Lighten up.

@maturin1919 It always amazes me at just how much people can't take a joke.
BTW their is a huge difference between saying something that I think is funny to say, and the intent to say something that I really think.

@TristanNuvo Trump does the same thing, he says stuff. Then claims he didn't mean it, or that it was a joke, or that he misspoke. You're using a similar technique, an intellectually atrocious one, by saying that we can't take a joke. You blame the person calling you out on your bullshit. The whole idea of asking for a jokes is probably because I can take a joke. I just don't personally find pedophilia jokes funny because the victim, even in joke form, is a non-consenting adult. The fact that you can't be creative enough to make a joke that doesn't involve kids being taken advantage is on you. P.S Explaining this kills comedy. Stop making me kill comedy.

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Lets become gods in the ceremony of everlasting life

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" Does this smell like chloroform?"

Wow creep factor level #300 %

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You remind me of the fall, because I'm going to have you dropping those panties like leaves.

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