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I always seem to have that one friend who uses word "literately" when they mean to use the word "literally"...and I don't know about you, but I have never used the first word in any conversation other than THIS one...LOL

slydr68 8 Aug 6
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I've never heard or used that word, and I hate when people who literally don't know what the word literally means use the word literally.

A co-worker: "I literally died."

Me: "Unfortunately you literally did not."

JimG Level 8 Aug 6, 2018
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To use 'literately' instead of 'literally' is to use the word illiterately.

Salo Level 7 Aug 7, 2018
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Tell him not to use either word. He probably is using literally incorrectly or unnecessarily anyway, like 90% of the people do these days. Literally is the opposite of figuratively. That's all.

Carin Level 8 Aug 6, 2018
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It reminds me of the use of my pet hate 'defiantly' when they mean 'definitely'. I see this frequently typed in social media and would hope it's down to the illiteracy of the auto cat rectal.

Salo Level 7 Aug 7, 2018

Same people who can't tell lose from loose. Sometimes I have to block them.

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I have heard quite a few people say “pacifically “ when they mean specifically. As they are usually strangers I do not correct them!

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Obviously a quirk of that person who (must have) misheard the word at some point. I'm about to look up "literately"; by formation, it exists. But hard to do something in a literate way. Then again, as Gwendolyn noted below, with semi-literacy being an issue it might be possible to say, "I literately tweet," meaning, I write my tweets in a literate way (with proper spelling, grammar, punctuation). Not convinced that's right, but I'll put that out there for fellow Grammar Nazis to discuss.

I literally literately text. Never use RU OK m8. Always use proper punctuation.

I try to avoid Grammar Nazism as much as possible (love the caps though!). It's not so much that nobody likes a smart-arse, though there is that too, but more frequently than we have the foresight to realise or admit, today's bad grammar is tomorrow's Oxford English Dictionary, or another country's equivalent. It's now ok to spell 'okay' by its abbreviation 'OK', the word itself usually assumed to be either borrowed from the Choctaw 'okeh' or the abbreviated and seemingly inebriated 'oll korrekt'. We're not going to succeed in, and shouldn't aspire to, preserving a healthy, thriving language in it's current guise. Evolution doesn't work like that.

If I knew that a mistake was a typo for shorthand, in other words, if I knew that the person writing that way knew better, I wouldn't have a problem. For example, I'm ok with using literally ironically (I literally died when I saw...) as in that sense it emphasizes the figurative aspect. But given the abundance of really bad writing that I get to see due to the internet, I'm more likely to point out (or at least think about pointing out) mistakes. Didn't know that about the origin of okay. Now have a new thing to explore.

@shayne69 there's a few other theories I think but they're the main ones. Good point about literally ironically emphasising the figuratively, I'd sort of got that but not realised I had!

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My daughter just figured out what the word “literally” means and now uses it in every story she tells to anyone. She’s 9. I’m sure she’ll grow out of it.

Hey, at least she knows what it means! Most adults do not seem to--check out JimG's comment.

I had to read that twice.. I thought I read you were going to throw her out!

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I've always been uncomfortable correcting people in this situation...and I never have. It's kind of like "supposably"

lerlo Level 8 Aug 7, 2018
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I know a person who says ‘supposably.’ She’s in her 70s and she’s just too much of a sweetie for me to care.

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Yep - literately is used in place of literally by many ‘hillbillies’ in this rural section of California. Multi generations of independent backwoods types. I thought it was colloquial

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"literately" I don't know what to say..... ?

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I'm not sure I've ever come across or used the word "literately." Now that I think of it, the word "illiterately" seems much more useful. 😛

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Some people have verbal tics like that and don't even realize. I work with a woman who ends every sentence in "you know?"

GwenC Level 7 Aug 7, 2018
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Never heard or seen it before.

d_day Level 7 Aug 6, 2018

Literately never???

@Salo literately never.

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"Literately" is not an actual word.......may be in a dictionary somewhere, almost everything is, but "literally" is correct.

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So be a friend and correct them. Ask if they ment to say literally instead of literately, and explain the difference. If they react negatively, tell them that you would want to be corrected yourself if the rolls were reversed.

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Even if you’re friend uses ‘literally’, I doubt it’s being used properly anyway.

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I looked up "literately." Most of the results are dictionary references, which means that the word is definitely legit. However, I didn't find a single proper use of the word outside the dictionary definitions. It was used several times in place of "literally," as in, "I literately picture my wedding like this." [dictionary.com]

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One who is "literate" is a "literite." Maybe.

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I use that word literally every other day..?

tell that to your mother.

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I'd be curious how people would spell these words ("literately", “pacifically“, etc), if these are just bad speech habits or if they are literately illiterate (say that 10 times fast).

godef Level 7 Aug 7, 2018
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My dearest and closest friend in the world does that kind of thing (I'm assuming you mean spoken rather than written). She is so natively smart, knowing exactly the terms and their meanings, as it shows by context. It is just too cute and I absolutely love it about her! Titled them 'Bernadettisms'.

Here are a couple of especially cute ones: Glutimus Maximus and Jet'nals. Her knack is similar but unintentionally like Norm Crosby. It doesn't happen very often but when she does it I just want to bite her butt. 🙂

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