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Four Rumors about Atheists

  1. We eat babies: Actually, we prefer toddlers. Their flesh is still tender, but has a slightly gamier taste that suits our palate
  2. We’re going to burn in Hell: In reality, we’re going to be the ruling class there. The Devil loves people who don’t believe in him. Hail Satan.
  3. We shower in human blood: Okay, that one is true.
  4. We perform magic rituals to kill Republicans: Not all atheists are Democrats, you know? Some of us are Republicans, and actually like that orange diaper stain in the office.
ErichZannIII 7 Jan 19
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Some of us are Libertarians. We perform magic rituals to kill Republicans and Democrats (and Communists and Socialists and Fascists and . . . . . . . .)

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Also a sublime , slightly chilled Rose' or a full bodied Cab is what I suggest for wines..

@ErichZannIII
wrapped in bacon?

@ErichZannIII
damn shame that..bacon makes everything taste better..

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Personally I prefer preteens..dry rubbed with herb de provence and chopped fresh garlic, slow roasted at 300 for 3 hours.. Served with roasted root veggies and lingon berries....Yummmmmmm

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I can't even come close, much less top, any of those, So I'll just keep my mouth shut. You ever try laughing with your mouth shut?

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Hell is here, now. Not after life ends. 😉

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