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Warning -- Math Puns Ahead

When I was a high school mathematics instructor, I was known for my dorky sense of humor ... surprise surprise LOL! I was also known for putting a REALLY bad riddle on tests as a bonus question, always math related ... to the point where students looked forward to test days just to see what the bonus question would be (and groan when they figured out how truly bad it was ... hee hee hee).

Today I received a random email from one of my old students, sending me several math puns he found, saying that they reminded him of my punny sense of humor from those days, wanted to know what I was up to ... he brought back a lot of memories for me.

Hope you groan at these .... They make me smile πŸ™‚

evestrat 8 Jan 19
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This is an old one but still worth putting it out there from time to time:

There are 10 types of mathematician - those who understand the binary system and those who don't.

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I'll just leave this here. Just remember.... [imgur.com]

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Ohhhhh!!! The punishment...

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OK, so this is a programmer joke rather than a maths pun, but it fits here...

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because oct31 = dec25

Jnei Level 8 Jan 19, 2018
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Really witty puns!

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I like the 22 over 7... lol.

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"Now that's prime humor," they said as they cautiously circled the square.

@evestrat -- likewise.... <sighs and shakes head slowly>

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Can't help myself...

  • A summer is a mathematician.
  • Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan.
  • He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
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Lol..love it..thanks for sharing..

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Pi rats… {groan}

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