Bill Bailey, my favourite comedian, on...
Police sirens and Downton Abbey in dub reggae style
The British National Anthem, evoking non-specific deities to protect unelected sponges, and Trip-Hop
The BBC News24 theme as German apocalyptic techno
Kraftwerk
Metallica
Love songs
Modern life, doorbells, jazz, crematoria, musical terminology and Belarus
Gary Numan, Cars in French, cars in France
Texting
Billy Bragg (performed live for Billy Bragg)
U2
Insects
And finally - sitars
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