If you are gonna be nekkid in your avatar, maybe your junk shouldn't be photoshopped in - especially when your not really good at photoshop and you made it look like a mutant earthworm....
....just saying....
Ummmm....i feel confident in declaring that 100% of women have seen those silly things, if only when changing diapers, and Do Not Care. Maybe you are trying to impress other guys?
I think I missed something.
Thankfully.
I second that
Me too! And I am grateful.
Motion has been offered. It has been seconded, and a third on the issue has been entered. Motion has been passed. From this point onward, mutant earthworms/aardvarks are creaturae non grata.