Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye,
I speak for all the words in our language.
That I am required to state quite clearly,
On their behalf, some facts to your advantage.
Of late, your spelling has become atrocious,
You do yourselves disservice.
And with it you'll make us all fictitious,
When you do not help preserve us.
Come on, I know that you can do this,
Write us right and to the letter,
It makes sense, so please pursue this,
I beg you, spell us better!
Lately I find Spell check making me look demented!