Just thinking. When Brexit is done next March why not keep the clock turning backwards. Why stop there? Keep rolling back all those ridiculous policies that have masqueraded for so long in the guise of 'progress'. Yes my friends I will form a party with policies to bring back National Service. To re-introduce bad teeth for all; allow rickets, diptheria, polio and tubercolosis to run havoc in the population; we can bring back outside WCs (lavvies, I think they were called); efficient, punctual trains; fascism in Europe, smog, seriously bad, tasteless food....Yes, my friends - the good old days will be back - Who will join me? Let's but Britain back to its best. Great slogan eh?
This is, sadly, not sarcasm, but exactly the plan.....