i was being pulled behind a boat in a tube... boat got pulled over by the ranger boat - also had a cop on it...and they gave me a breathalizer... remember i was on the tube and not driving. i had been drinking but passed the breath test..and they gave a floaty keychain for passing that has 'you drink you sink. don't drink and float'.. then they left.

I have been pulled over in Minnesota for a very thin necklace hanging from the rearview (obstruction of view), accused of being dead because I parked for the night at a rest area, actually, I have been accused of being dead four times for spending a night in the car. Proof of reincarnation???

My brother was a known criminal in this little town for being a thief and my brother and I had never gotten along because he had always been a bad person since childhood. So the lifetime of being judged by his actions has always been a sore spot with me. When I see/hear people say someone is bad because a relative is, I will usually jump to the defense of that person because I know what that is like.

In the days before cell phones, I was driving my husband's pickup while he had a friend's full of stuff because we were moving; I was in the rear. . Cops pulled me and said my brother had broken into a home and stolen things and they had reason to suspect I had the property. What was that reason I wonder?

They took most of the shit out the pickup and found a wok still in the box. Yup, they claimed a wok was on the list of stolen goods and demanded I prove ownership. Believe it or not, I had the paperwork because I keep shit like that LOL

They left all the shit on the side of the road and I was trying to reload it when my husband returned with the empty truck he had been driving.

As I am rereading the above, I can see that I am still irritated over 30 years later.

I only remember one outstanding instance. During the period of my life between marriages, I was heading home early in the morning and was pulled over and when I asked the cop said I had stopped too fast. He then asked where I was going and I said home but then he had me walking the white line and then admitted that I wasn't drunk and hadn't been drinking because I had no alcohol on my breath. He then wrote a ticket out for failure to signal even though he was coming up another street and couldn't have seen the signal. I had been there about a half hour and told him I was going to be late to work and he say's "I thought you were going home", to which I told him "I'm going home to get ready to go to work."

When I got home I called the court and complained about harassment. They told me I still had to appear so when I went to court, I told the judge and he agreed but still made me pay $20. saying he was letting me off cheap and it wouldn't go on my record. The cop even explained to the judge that the reason he thought I had stopped was there was sawdust on the road and dust went up when I stopped. He also made a dear of telling the judge that I had been to my girlfriends house and was heading home from there. I always thought this was a set up.

I was pulled over for not having a front license plate. Usually these are incidental things they mention if you’re stopped for something else.
I just asked her if she would drill holes in her bumper if she drove a Porsche? She admitted no and let me go.