Honey, I don't care how much you make, you can't afford to buy me the kind of dinner that would cause me to owe you sex.
AMEN to that. It's weird that so many US men now expect sex if you accept a date with them. I just laugh at them, and walk out, never contact them again.
“Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.”
— Sylvia Plath
Your post validates that such a dinner exists.
What kind of dinner is it?
Roast loin of unicorn with griffin fronds poached in water from the fountain of youth, and garnished with mushrooms from an active faery ring... served by virgin leprechauns.
I would never have sex to pay for Anything.........and Double Never with any fool who thought that way!!!