As a man, it's my job to accomplish two things:
1- Fix things
2- Piss women off by trying to fix everything
No No Duke you don't have to fix things just coz your a man...wimin can fix things too and not because their wimin!
Your right on the fixing everything though.......just fix the things that someone has asked you to fix.
Oh..hang on have I taken this too literally? Sorry.....
I'm pretty sure you meant:
1 - Mess things up
2 - Look for a woman to fix what you broke or call a licensed professional
3 - Figure out a way to make the woman think the whole thing was her fault
I won't get pissed off if you try, I will get very pissed off if you make it worse.
What about breaking things by fixing things that weren't broken, so you'd have something broke to fix?
Or does that fall into category 2?
Haha. That sounds like a man's version of Munchhausen By Proxy.