They are programmed to press on people their stupidity....To accept a "NO" will be they are reasoning and understanding your ways....as you know those two are not part of any religion

Next time sir ask them for 300 dollars . Or a kidney / donor match test . Tell them that u r child of god too , and u need 300 dollars like now and a kidney if they don't mind . That's what am doing next time . I am sick of these people ???

No, they cannot take NO for an answer. Let the damned say NO to the chosen elite? Heaven forbid!

Jehovah's Witnesess have come to my door many times over the years. Usually, I don't answer the door. I've had discussions a few times when I haven't been able to avoid them. I tell them that I believe just as strongly in there not being a God, as they do in their belief that there is a God. Eventually, they will hand me a pamphlet and walk away. But, they are very persistent.

They came to my house once. I told them I don't subscribe to a "judeo-christian belief system" & was a wiccan. When they asked what a wiccan is , i said, "you know...(dramatic pause, big grin)...a witch". They could not get off my porch or my land fast enough & they have not visited in the last 18 years. Pretty sure I'm on a 'do not convert' list.

They're like retarded 9 yr olds. but most mean well. i always kinda humored them.

A while back I let one of the Jehovah's Witless faithfool into my house to hear her spiel. She kept staring at my paintball gun (on the coffee table for cleaning) and didn't really give a very good talk. A few weeks later she called the police and said that I was a terrorist with hostages and my house was surrounded by a SWAT team. If I'd been home at the time I'd probably have been upset about it. Eventually the police figured out that it was a false alarm and left. I don't let them in anymore.