A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and says, "open the safe. "
She says, "this isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank!"
He says, "open the safe or I'll shoot. "
She opens the safe, and he says, "now take one of the bottles and drink it. "
After she takes the bottle and drinks it, the gunman takes off his mask and the woman realizes its her husband.
He says, "now you see, it's not so difficult, is it?"
a man after many years asks if he can try fucking his misses in the ear as he's tried everything else
she says no ill go deaf
to which he replies
you've sucked my cock enough times and you haven't shut the fuck up.
Haha very good
Jaysus!!! That was a brilliant one!!! Hahahahaha!