Why did you put this snow cone thing on my head? Stop laughing! Fuck you
"Did I hear ham? I thought I heard ham. I could have sworn I heard ham.
See? Now I can smell it. I smell ham. Do you have ham for me?"
Btw, the pic is titled "Laci ham face".
I was making a sandwich and looked over to find her there, staring at me.
Sounds like we have the same dog!
Have you seen my balls? Not those balls you idiot. MY BALLS!
How could you do this to me?! I thought we were friends!
You're not my real father!
You... you... you mean i'm....adopted? Waaaaaaaa
Cat: feedmeloveme feedmeloveme feedmeloveme
Me: You are getting petted, and you can't be hungry.
Cat: I want you to love me!! Put food in my bowl or you don't love me. Do it now!!
Me: Ok, but a just little and you had better eat it.
Cat: That is better. I'm taking a nap now, bye.
Me: You didn't eat it!
Cat: I feel loved, I'm good.
Me:
Cat: Don't go too far away. I'll want dinner soon.
Me: [points to dish with food]
Cat: Fresh food. That stuff is old now.
Me:
Cat: [soft snoring from the couch]
Me:
Somehow i think the cat is in charge
Yeah I love that cartoon, it's one of my favorite Gary Larson panels.
Hilarious!!!
I would keep your chickens away from away from @piratefish 's pet three comments above!
@StrongHappySilly lol yeah I'm guessing whatever he has would like my bunnies too.
Beautiful dog! It sounds like he knows whose really in charge. LOL!
If I had a pet, it would be asking for more food...again.
Today, I'm thankful for not speaking cat. I dropped her off at the vet's office to be boarded for 12 days. She was very unhappy with me.
Yeah maybe it's best we don't know exactly what's on her mind today
Wait til you pick the little shit up, she'll hold a grudge like a narcissist and let loose hell and damnation on you when you least expect it!
"You feed me, you house me, you walk me, you pay for my medical needs, you even pick up after me when I poo. Cuck, I OWN YOU!"
Ha Ha, I can lick places that you can't, loser.
Not that i haven't tried!