How to have a bit of ' innocent' harmless fun with Mormon Missionaries, Aussie style and it works to.
Step 1, invite them in and offer them ' Herbal Tea' since they are forbidden to drink ANYTHING with Caffiene in it,
Step 2, mix 3 parts, pure Chamomile Tea with 1 part normal tea and brew as normal then serve it to them, they will enjoy it and you will enjoy know, silently to yourself of course, that you've managed to corrupt them.
You'll smile for hours once they've left.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.They don't make missionaries like they used to... I remember them downing non-alcoholic beer and almost covering their ears when AC/DC was being played.
Holysocks
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Oct 19, 2018
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Around my neighbourhood here in Aust. we have a system where if anyone sees the Mormon Missionaries door-knocking word gets passed on from house to house usually by telephone pdq and soon every body is playing music such as " Bat out of Hell," and the like as loud as they can.
For the benefit of the Johos ( J.Ws) many of us hang a nice little note on our front door that simply states " A Blood Donor lives here" the Johos usually treat the house like its a Leper Colony...LOL.
i don't answer my door unless i am expecting someone, but i have been approached by mormons on the outside, asking me, with those horrible smiles, whether i have ever heard the story of joseph smith. my response is "yes, i have. have you heard the one about the rabbi?" and then i tell them the longest chassidic story i know. (i can provide that if you need it. it's a pretty good story, too!)
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