Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.3 Nuns are hauled up before the Mother Superior and are confessing to having sexual relations with a man the night before.
The first admits to having anal sex because she was in the midst of her period, the second admits to vaginal sex and the third admits to only performing fellatio.
The Mother Superior then announces that all 3 shall say 100 Hail Mary's and 100 Our Father's before washing their 'offending' body parts in the font of Holy Water.
At that moment the third Nun shouts out very loudly, " I'm washing first because I bloody well REFUSE to rinse my mouth out after those two have dunked their bits in the water."
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A Catholic Priest telephones his Bishop and asks, " My Lord Bishop, Can a prostitute be saved?"
" Of course," replies the Bishop, " Did not our Lord, Jesus, save Mary the prostitute himself, why do you ask my son?"
" Well, " my Lord Bishop, " I wanted to know simply because by the time I arrived at the Diocese Gathering last month they were ALL taken and I missed out, so I am hoping that you could save one for me this time."
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