Cue the endless, ubiquitous Christmas music.
Oh yes, months of dreary, xmas carols are coming up, thankfully I only go the big Shopping Centers once per fortnight for groceries.
The only 'xmas carols' you'll hear deliberately coming from my house are by Aussie Comedian, Kevin 'bloody' Wilson, i.e. " Santa Claus you C#@t, where the f#@ks me bike," and " I saw Mummy Sucking Santa Claus."
When I was a student, I worked in a shop which part of a large chain. Company policy was to switch over to non-stop Christmas music on the 1st of October, then continue through until the 2nd of January. To make it even worse, the company was too mean to pay for the rights to play original versions so, while there are a few good Christmas songs (Stop The Cavalry, Jona Lewie; 2000 Miles, The Pretenders; I Believe In Father Christmas, Greg Lake), these were all horrible fakes.
If I'd lived in the US back then, I'd almost certainly be on death row right now for taking an AR-15 to work and going on a killing spree.
Seems every year "Christmas Creep" happens,I see eventually Christmas decorations going up July 5th,at this rate.....