Teacher is working of word definitions. Oh my President Trump is at the door. Why Mr President would you please do our next word "Tragedy" . Trump ask and Janie raised hand> My sister and her girl scout troop were on a bus that plunged into the river and all died. Well says trump that is a huge loss but not a tragedy. Arnold raised his hand > My grandpa was mowing the lawn and the mower flipped over killing my brother. Trump says that is an accident, not a tragedy.

Little Marissa raises her hand and says >: It air force one was shot down and all died , including you, that is a tragedy.
Trump says Yes that is true, How did you know
Well says Marissa, It is not a huge loss and most likely not an accident.

Damned mean old bar...laying in wait like that!

A republican walked into a bar. OUCH
A woman abuser, a pathological liar, and a racist walk into a bar, Bartender: What can I get you Mr President

Then he would have quacked.

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Grooan!