I’ll say it’s safe enough to take that chance

Yes, atheists and agnostics get to visit all the hells. Most Christians are excluded from the Christian hell but are very welcome in Muslim hell and the vice-versa, afik. If you are a Hindu, you get reborn in this hell, but you are welcome in Christian and Muslim hells. I know it is confusing. Please consults a hell travel agent, usually found in churches and temples for more details and ideas on how to get a cheap ticket to any of the hells. Best of luck ?

Will you go to the North Pole if you don't know Santa Claus?

I'm not sure you want to. I have heard, now there is no way to verify this, that he is really short. This may explain the over the top bad temper, and the fact he lets no one see him. We have all seen Satan, and we know how imposing he is. Lets face it, he is a bad ass. God can't top that, so he will remain in hiding.

Hi dani and welcome to hell .
As u can see , it's a cold day today . So pls light up your smokes , have a drink , ( courtesy of Satan ) and relax near any fireplace .
If u do insist of meeting god , u will be dissapointed today , he is busy , but . We got Jesus stoping by for a 7pm show and I do have few angels at the casino that will be more than happy to show u around .

Yup, and since it is impossible to know the mind of God, we are all doomed...or not.

I have a like of this:

You will if you know him/her or not.

Of course you would! The only problem is getting processed into the correct eternal damnation. After all, if you don't know god...then you don't know gods....therefore you have to be evaluated as to which deity you pissed off the most and has the best claim to your eternal suffering.