Today I learned not to go on Match.com while on a narcotic for a migraine.
Jeebus.
Sorry ya'll, wasnt trying to create dramatic tension, I'm just heavily medicated.
So, thanks to my good friend Vitamin O (hyrocodone), i came dangerously close to accepting a date from a 23 year old youngster whose come on is quoted here for your amusement:
"Are you jewish? Cuz you israeli hot!"
Ok, what did you do..... ?
(And I hope your migraine is better!)