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Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words. Go.

Tomfoolery33 9 Nov 22
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This turkey's bone dry

We're going to McDonald's

Well, fuck all y'all!

Is that a toupeé?

Wanna see my scars?

What's your name again?

How are we related?

The TV is busted

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You kill Salmonella how?

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It's almost black Friday.

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-Your ex is here

-The turkey is tofu

I can't decide which would ruin my appetite more....?

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I forgot the weed!

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Is that a maggot?

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I work all day.

MsAl Level 8 Nov 22, 2018
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Can't get off work.

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No one brought wine.

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It's time to pray!

My family all sucks!

Uncle Feelyhands is here!

Who made the stuffing?

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"Vegan and gluten-free."

(True story. Just made some brilliant cranberry-stuffed acorn squash and Turkish-style beans yesterday, so my diet doesn't ruin anything for me...)

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“Thankful for what, Dad?’

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Grandma, you done praying?

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This is our year! #detroitlionsfan

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Seen American Pie? Well...

That'd sure do it!

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You’ll regret it tomorrow!

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Asshole arrived last night.

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I'll go first.

We're out of bourbon.

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Yes, that's romaine lettuce

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How Bout Them Cowboys?

(Because there are Dallas Cowboys haters out there, somewhere! Hehehe...)

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Some more smallpox natives ?

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