Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words. Go.
It's time to pray!
My family all sucks!
Uncle Feelyhands is here!
Who made the stuffing?
"Vegan and gluten-free."
(True story. Just made some brilliant cranberry-stuffed acorn squash and Turkish-style beans yesterday, so my diet doesn't ruin anything for me...)
Seen American Pie? Well...
That'd sure do it!
How Bout Them Cowboys?
(Because there are Dallas Cowboys haters out there, somewhere! Hehehe...)