Lol!!!! That's awesome.....brilliant.
Better than my showing up at the Hill Cumorah Pagent dressed as a ballpark beer salesman yelling...'Beeeeer Heeeere.....Getcha Ice Cold Beeeer Heeeere'. Relax....it was NA beer and I happen to know that God thought it was funny....he told me so in a dream.....least that's what I told the cops....

@MauiMike I like the way you think! It woudl make a great comedy sketch to pair the beer guy with a
Vegas cigarette girl at a Mormon general conference... set up a portable coffe stand across the street...

I'm sur eyou have seen teh Garfunkel and Oats "The Loophile" music video, but just in case here it is.

Not Mormon oriented, but I am told that many Mormon girls looked for loopholes like oral sex and hand jobs to keep their hymen in tact for marriage. I am gay, so even though I was raised Mormon, I never explored that option for myself. Then again, I didn't become sexually active until a few years after i left the church. Anyway, "The Loophole" is kidn of made in the same spirit of trying to get around the rules.