Best response to "You may not believe in god, but god believes in you"?
The best I have heard so far is "So does my pet unicorn."
Show me what you got!
What the Christian god "believes about me" is that I am a wicked, vile sinner who must burn and choke and scream in eternal perdition unless I believe in him without evidence. And THEN suddenly he supposedly will accept and love me, but will in no way demonstrate this love, I simply have to believe it just because it's asserted in an old book. That's about right, yes?
"Have you any idea how fucking stupid that makes you sound, you bloody fool,"
Oh yeah? Which one? Zeus, Allah, Ra, Thor, Jesus.....
I just either say nothing or if I’m feeling like I need to kill their smugness, I say thank you but I think you are confusing me with someone else.
Depends on who well I know the person and how snarky I wish to be...but the first thing that pops in my head:
You have direct proof of my existence in front of you.....I might change my mind if I were to see the some proof for the existence of your god....
When I grew up, I put away childish things - and that includes imaginary Friends...