Six years ago, I discovered my wife was cheating on me. It was very painful. It eventually led to a divorce. I want her to feel the same pain now that I felt then so I'm looking for a woman to...
Wait a minute...
Goddamn it!
I am missing something here? Why are you even still thinking of her after six years, why havenβt you moved on? People only cheat on each other if they are not really committed and there is something wrong in the relationship to begin with, so find another and take better care to choose the right one next time. ?
I got the sarcasm..... that's my second language haha.
But seriously, I don't get the monogamy thing. I was in a 17 year mono relationship (16 years married and now separated) and it drove me crazy to not be able to explore other options. I didn't figure out till about a year ago that I am polyamorous. More people should try it. Put jealousy and sneaking around aside and share love. ?
You could base a whole religion on that outlook. Hell, I'd join.
@Sgt_Spanky welcome!
Sleep with her husband.
Great idea!
Wait, she's not married and I'm not gay. Bad idea. Try again.
@Sgt_Spanky I'm trying....
After 6 years, you think she will give a rat's ass??! And you have been nursing this really nasty plan that long?! Umm, you coulda had an actual Life, ya know? GET HELP!
Seriously? You couldn't tell this was posted as a joke? For fuck sake, woman, SERIOUSLY?
@motrubl4u yes, but...why post it at all? Not remotely funny! And painful for those who were cheated on. Like I said, 6 years is a long long time to be thinking about someone who treated you poorly...and weird! GET Help!
@maturin1919 Lady, you seem to be the only one here who needs help. I'm the one who was cheated on. If I can make a joke of it then who the fuck are you to chastise me for it?
@Sgt_Spanky after 33 years of marriage, I found out he had been nailing anything breathing. I found out because I needed to get tested for whatever delightful thing the Health Department was following up on. And I sometimes do stand-up comedy using it! You?
@maturin1919 I did. My apologies. Senility is a bitch.
@motrubl4u did I not just say I do stand-up comedy? Sometimes while singing karaoke!