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Ruin a date in four words or less.

Over to you...

Flettie 7 Dec 1
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I drink my pee

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Meet my mother

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Netflix and safe word?

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You ok with herpes?

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"You have masculine teeth"

Orbit Level 7 Dec 1, 2018
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Ok it's more than four but...."I don't want to ruin one...I want to have one !!!"

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I'm about to hurl.

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you're ugly

lerlo Level 8 Dec 2, 2018

@HardBlues69 but effective 🙂 and they don't have to wait for all 4 words ...

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When's the last time?

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My ex: better dick.

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...trying to find myself

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Bring out the gimp.

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I can ruin that date in 3 words - Homeless, disabled vet

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I figured I would switch it up and tell you actual pick up lines I have witnessed fail.

  1. Hey girl hey
  2. Hi, my name is ____
  3. My buddy over there just bet me I couldn't get your number
  4. Your friend is hot
  5. The horn blows how about the driver
  6. The (insert favorite sports team) sucks
  7. My family owns this place
  8. How's your grandma doing
  9. I work for Edward Jones
  10. Ah, I remember you now. puts hand on back of girls head

I had a lot of shitty friends growing up

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