My one holiday Dad joke....
What's the horses name in Jingle Bells?
Sing it to yourself......
Don't look.
Bob.....the horses name is Bob.
Sing it....prove it to youself....
"Bells on Bob's tail ring, making seasons bright"
There you have it. Now share it with your kids...they will be delighted... and move out of your house at an appropriate age.
That's kind of like the 'Lord's Prayer' where it goes; Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name......LOL.
My Great Uncle Vic taught me that one, it got me kicked out of Sunday School many a time.
Lol.....Malachy McCort says blessed art thou a monk swimming.....he named his book 'A Monk Swimming'....
Lol. No its a bobtail. A horse whose tail hss been trimmed back (bobbed - like a doberman pincer) to accommodate harness.
Lol...I know Nick..... that's why it kills with children and city folk....they have no idea what a bobtail is.
Cowboys never laugh nor do women dressed as 20s flappers....
@dreamsinflux lol