Awesome ??????

Now THAT'S DRUNK!

As a police officer I can tell you this happens more than you would think. The weirdest one was a guy got drunk, broke into the library did a lot of vandalism and stole the petty cash then he must have been tired because he passed out on a reading table and was found there still snoring when they opened up the next morning.
The media had a field day with the drunk burglar who was too drunk to get away.

I remember a news story in Virginia a few years back when a teenager sneaked out of his house to go party with friends and when he came home drunk he mistakenly went into the neighbor's house. The neighbor thought he was an intruder and shot him.

Happend to me once when I was 19 years old. She wouldn't let me leave. She was 48 years old and I learned a lot.

Was he even married?