Ursi Major got her second marriage proposal today...

So anyway, I go back to our favorite local bar to meet up with my friends. Sure enough, my friend Bill remembers me and I don't have to re-introduce myself Groundhog's Day style. But this time, I am armed with new information. Bill's band)is headlining at the Ram's Head Roadhouse. Holy crap. Bill, you now have Ursi's attention. Before the Roadhouse was the Roadhouse, it was a dive bar called Rudy's Tavern. This is where Jimmy's Chicken Shack got its start.. Of course, Bill doesn't even know he is playing there ... So I let him know(came up in my fb feed).

My friend arrives and we're all talking. Then my other friend arrives and it takes them about 30 seconds to start talking about the layoffs. In t- 30 seconds, they have filled a napkin with people over 55 who have been laid off. I think I'll go dance with Bill.

To make a long story short, he would like us to get married, fall and love, and move to Costa Rica. His toothless friend will be our best man and minister. I look around the bar for things that will make this magical moment complete:

1.) Jeffrey Dahmer sitting in his corner. Check.
2.) Someone dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld. You Betcha.
3.) Someone wearing reindeer ears. Got it.

He just needs to know if we will have a Spring or Fall wedding in Costa Rica, Decisions, decisions.