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Where, in the world, is, Carmen Sandiago?

I live in a home with white walls, white trim, and white blinds. I also have a white bird about the size of a soda can. So when said bird goes walkabout, I spend hours going through my home playing "Hide and Seek" searching for her two tiny orange cheeks.
As an added new feature, bird has fallen in love with my new (of course) white shelf.
After spending far too much time searching for a tiny bird, I finally find her NOT on the the shelf, NOT at her favorite window, NOR even in her (also white) cage. So where I find "mommy's emergency food source"?
On the giant ass black book case next to a bright red cook book.
I suck at Where's Waldo.

Aware1 5 Dec 8
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Love it when I’ve cracked up laughing before opening the entire post 😀

...even the poop trail would be white, right? Dang, you got me thinking now.. I haven’t the facilities for a dog, am no longer a cat fan … but haven’t had a bird since ..high school. Been considering fish, again … but I like birds - so thanks for the reminder 🙂

Varn Level 8 Dec 8, 2018
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While I do support that you use drugs, play hide and seek with your pet bird I must warn to be careful about using the word orange on here though.
It appears to have the ability to incite, anger and confusion and please don’t eat your bird we can raise money for you if need be.

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Sounds like it's time to repaint, either the walls or the bird ?

Alternately: give her an ankle bracelet tilemate for christmas. (Those trackers for keys)

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