Sometimes, My Fellow Men Make Me Ashamed... basically, whenever I have to use the bathroom at work and find that one of my coworkers hasn't mastered the art of "FIRST lift the seat, THEN take a piss"... or at the very least, if you can't do that, grab some tissue and wipe the place down afterwards. What do they do at home?

Does anyone else find themselves as the only one where they work who has mastered the intricate technical skill involved in changing the roll of toilet paper when it's empty? Or putting paper towels in the dispenser?

My entreaty to these bozos, if I could ever catch them in the act of walking out, would be- Pretend you're in someone else's house. Imagine that as the bathroom in a friend's home. Better yet, imagine it's your home. Leave their bathroom the way you would want someone to leave yours.