There once was a man from Kent
Who's penis was unusually bent
To avoid any trouble
He'd stick it in double
And instead of cumming he went!

There once was a lesbian from Broome
Who took a gay man up to her room;
And they argued all night
On who had the right
To be first to do what unto whom.

I have a book of them as well as being a huge fan of John valby but due to their content I could never share them on here.
And it’s not out of consideration but because I know that therapist are people too and they’d like to have a Christmas vacation of their own. ?

There once was a young man from Butte Who had warts all over his root. He put acid on these And now when he pees. He holds his root like a flute.

When you’re on the trail in the rain
It’s tough not to whine and complain
But hard as you try
To keep yourself dry
You’ll find all your efforts in vain.

That's why I love hiking on the east side of the Cascades. Blue skies and spectacular views.